the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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