make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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