I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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