Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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