Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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