i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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