apparently the secret to your success is patron
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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