I cockslap morals
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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