so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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