Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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