I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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