Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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