didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
