No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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