i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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