"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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