He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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