Quick, to the slutcave!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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