it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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