Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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