you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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