in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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