Buhtt sex?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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