My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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