The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Michael Bay diarrhea
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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