Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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