you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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