Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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