She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We need to rekindle our bromance
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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