I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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