He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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