i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have fence marks all over my body
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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