So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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