I wannas sexs uuuuu
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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