is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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