I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
