she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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