I think scott just propositioned me for sex
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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