We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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