Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I AM VODKA MAN
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
