Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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