Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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