I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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