Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I am available for nakedness
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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