I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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