Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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