how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
