Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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