yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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