Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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