Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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