so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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